Friday, February 18, 2011

Conehead

From Tighe: It was bad enough that they subjected me to the loss of my essential maleness, but then they abused me further by making me wear this dumb cone. I tried, with some success to rip it from my neck, and I made a point to crash into everything I could with it so as to be really annoying. I feel like nobody loves me. Everybody hates me. If the ground wasn't frozen, I'd go out to the garden and eat worms. (But then, that isn't beyond me at any time!)


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